Maid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: What’s your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill...
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
Maid: And he returned this morning.
Manager - “From your references I see you’ve had four jobs in the last
month.”
Applicant - “Yes, sir, but doesn’t that shows how much in demand I am?”.
‘1st Man - I’m very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver,’ said the
friend to the old man.
2nd Man - ‘Oh, don’t worry, I can drive.’
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